Allahu Snackbar!

Those of us with intimate knowledge of the battle cry of Islamists, know that most Jihadis say “Allahu Akbar!”, which is ‘God is Better’ in Arabic.

Unfortunately, Hebrew speakers know that akbar is the Hebrew word for mouse. When I want to move the pointer around the screen, I use my akbar. When I see tiny rodent droppings on the floor, I get out my akbar trap. So, to those of us Hebrew speakers, ‘Allahu Akbar’ means ‘Allah is a Mouse’.

I find that to be somewhat insulting, so I would like all good Jihadis to yell something else before triggering their suicide bombs.

Well, I’ve recently run across a new group that is intriguing. And, I would like all Islamists to consider this:

Allahu Snackbar!

It is certainly preferable to calling Allah a mouse. True, calling Allah a Snackbar isn’t much better, but at least a snackbar can be KOSHER!

Well, the group ‘Allahu Snackbar’ has come up with a song, and I think that you’ll find the tune to be hauntingly familiar. Here it is:

I just betcha’ that the music you’ve just heard will never be the same to you again.

Allahu Snackbar!