In a surprise ‘incident’ last Thursday night, two companies of Swiss infantryÂ crossed the border ofÂ LichtensteinÂ and advanced almost two miles under the cover of darknessÂ before turning back to base.
Reports of Â the population of 34,000 turning out to wave Swiss flags and do the Swiss Wave have not been confirmed (or even heard). Nor have any of the Lichtenstein armed forces been seen anywhere.
Some have speculated that invasion may be the resultÂ of feelings of Swiss inferiority. Lichtenstein recently caused widespread consternationÂ when theyÂ achieved the appellation of “The Country with the Happiest Cows in Europe”.
However, in a statement to the Associated Press, Lichtenstein Interior Ministry spokesman Marcus Amman said:
No one even noticed the soldiers…
Of course, one would be wise to be suspicious of ANY statements by someone with aÂ name like AMMAN!
Both countries have been playing down the incident. The Associated Press reports that the incident was a ‘routine training exercise’ and that the soldiers carriedÂ assault rifles but no ammunition.
It’s not like they stormed over here with attack helicopters or something.Â
So says Marcus AMMAN!
Could it be that they FORGOT their ammunition? Or, had they RUN OUT of ammunition? Was that why they turned back? Was there maybe a ‘happy cow’ massacre? I think that we all deserve answers to these important questions.
And what about this claim by the Associated Press that Lichtenstein doesn’t HAVE an army? I just can’t believe it. How can cows be so happy if they don’t have an army to defend them against Swiss aggression?!
Also, one wonders if the Swiss were actually hunting forÂ militantsÂ of theÂ BIIF (BovineÂ International Islamic Front). And, if they didn’t find them in Lichtenstein, I really WOULD like to know the answer to, “Where’s the BIIF”.
InÂ a time of worldwide terrorism, one must alwaysÂ consider aÂ wider context.
You KNOW that it’s gotta be true!
For a full report, go here: Swiss Accidentally Invade Liechtenstein