Baby, When France Loves Ya’, Bon Chance!

I can’t tell you how much I love the French government.

I can’t, because I don’t.

France’s President Jacques Chirac said on Monday:

“I would say that what is dangerous about this situation is not the fact of having a nuclear bomb. Having one or perhaps a second bomb a little later, well, that’s not very dangerous.” 

And, to him, it wasn’t very dangerous. We could understand why he was so… sanguine about the whole thing: 

“Where will it drop it, this bomb? On Israel?” Chirac asked. “It would not have gone 200 meters into the atmosphere before Teheran would be razed.”

You see, Israel is the only one under threat. After all, it will only be filthy Jews who will die. Just like in World War II. So, what’s the problem? 

When Iran nukes Israel, France will then be able to act decisively. They’ll have all the evidence that they need that Iran is just not nice. And, we’ll know that they will act, because this is the country that gave enthusiastic aid to the Germans in their effort to exterminate the Jewish people during WWII.

You know, after you kill your first million Jews, each additional decimal point is, well… just another zero.

Baby, when France loves ya’, Bon Chance!

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